Let us introduce you to Gordon, our featured citizen of the week!

Gordon has been living comfortably at his 38565-G Broadway Boulevard Lakeview residence since August 25th, 2007. Even though he's only been there a mere four months, Gordon has quite a setup. Considering all of the sound equipment present, the cave is probably where Gordon listens to all of his favorite Pop, Disco, and Punk music. You can let Gordon spin some of his tunes while you enjoy your very own personal laser light show from his two-hologram projectors. Hopefully this cave is soundproofed, because there's enough stereo equipment to wake up half of Millsberry.

After you get pumped up from a little musical inspiration, you can head down to Gordon's Dojo for some sparring action. Don't forget to bow to your sensei.

You'll probably want to do some relaxing in the back yard after such a rigorous work out. There's a hot tub if you want to work out any aches and pains, a hammock if you want to go for a snooze, and a fire where you can kick it next to your brand new best friend, the Snowman. You might want to move him back from the fire a bit, otherwise he'll turn into the Wet Puddle.

While you're cruising through Gordon's pad, you'll have to check out his impressive trophy collection. If Gordon should happen to disappear, he's probably just trying to defend his prestigious hide and seek title. Either that, or he headed off to Peabody Park to help the clean up effort there, for which he has another trophy.

When you see Gordon, be sure to congratulate him and thank him for being such an upstanding citizen.